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Total Medals Earned: 654 (From 74 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 9,410 Points

Quickdraw GUN.5

Medals Earned: 39/48 (310/355 points)

GARBAGE DAY! 5 Points

Defeat Charlie with the handgun.

Go ahead, make my day 5 Points

Defeat Spike with the shotgun.

Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun 5 Points

Defeat Derek with the shotgun.

Say hello to my little friend! 5 Points

Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.

To be or not to be. Not to be. 5 Points

Defeat Leon with the grenade.

Yeah, well I'm taller 5 Points

Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.

Yippie-kai-yay, motherfucker 5 Points

Defeat the first opponent.

You think you're bad, huh? 5 Points

"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.

You're going to die screaming... and I'm going to watch. 5 Points

Defeat the butcher with the handgun.

You're the disease and I'm the cure 5 Points

Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.

You've got to ask yourself one question. Do I feel lucky? 5 Points

"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.

Your move, creep 5 Points

Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.

Youve just been erased 5 Points

Defeat Hans with the handgun.

If it bleeds, we can kill it. 10 Points

Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.

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Red Moon

Medals Earned: 9/13 (230/490 points)

Art Piece 10 Points

Collect 1 concept art.

Mere 5 10 Points

Defeat 5 enemies.

Sound of Music 10 Points

Collect 1 sound track.

Art Collector 25 Points

Collect all concept art.

Halfway There 25 Points

Complete half of the game.

Killer 30 25 Points

Defeat 30 enemies.

Sound Guru 25 Points

Collect all sound tracks.

Long Live The King 50 Points

Complete the game.

Slayer 80 50 Points

Defeat 80 enemies.

Introduction 10 Points

Watch the introduction cinematic.

Don't Skip 'Em 50 Points

Watch all cinematics.

Orb Hunter 100 Points

Collect all Red Orbs.

Red Moon Deity 100 Points

Complete the game without dying.

Reincarnation: LTETR

Medals Earned: 3/10 (25/150 points)

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Keeping Hell Whole 25 Points

Send all three souls back to hell.

Playing the Blues 25 Points

Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.

The Crops are Safe 25 Points

Kill all 15 locust in the game.

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REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Road of the Dead

Medals Earned: 2/24 (20/1,000 points)

Gunslinger 10 Points

Shoot an enemy off your hood with the pistol

Hydroficial Intelligence 10 Points

Use a water jug to put off your burning engine

Blunt Force Trauma 5 Points

Do a 4 hits combo with zombies only

Hood Shaker 5 Points

Knock an enemy off your hood by hitting the side walls

Flip Flop 10 Points

Hit 16 enemies, alternating between zombie and soldier or vice versa

Meticulous 10 Points

Kill 10 zombies at low speed

Don't Need Wheels 25 Points

Drive 3 KM with all 4 tires blown

No Mercy 25 Points

Hit 25 civilians

Quick Draw 25 Points

Shoot a soldier while he's pointing his gun at you and before he shoots

Road Dominator 25 Points

Hit 50 highway soldiers

Road Warrior 25 Points

Defeat a helicopter

Wise Man 25 Points

Avoid 10 mutated zombies

Close Encounters 50 Points

Get all 5 enemy types off your hood

Nuke Watcher 50 Points

Exit the city with at least 15 seconds to spare

Pinball 50 Points

Do a 3 hits vehicle collision combo

Speed Racer 50 Points

Drive 0.5 KM at maximum speed

Tank 50 Points

Buy all the upgrades

Time To Spare 50 Points

Reach up to 45 seconds bonus time in Dead On Time

Top Gun 50 Points

Dodge 10 carpet bombings

Zombie Sniper 50 Points

Do 30 zombie splatter hits

Dead On Time 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Dead On Time

Hell's Angel 100 Points

Beat Highway To Hell

One Man Army 100 Points

Drive 10 KM in Police State

Survivor 100 Points

Beat The Great Escape

Seed of Destruction

Medals Earned: 7/14 (130/425 points)

Infertility 5 Points

Get a game over.

Master of Time and Space 5 Points

Pause the game.

Backfire 10 Points

Destroy an enemy by deflecting a projectile at it.

Tankicular Homicide 10 Points

Squish a pedestrian by pushing tank over it.

Hanging in There 25 Points

Regenerate a total of 10 health bars over the game.

Toast Master 25 Points

Kill 10 enemies with the zeppelin's laser.

Evasivivity 50 Points

Survive 5 minutes on Missile Crisis.

Drunken Air Show 10 Points

Play a custom game with only jets.

Mega Combo 10 Points

Get a 20+ combo.

Looking for a Challenge 25 Points

Survive 10 minutes in Custom Mode with all units set at maximum intensity.

Ball Fondler 50 Points

Get a score of 10,000 in Grenade Juggler.

Cavalier of Sperm 50 Points

Beat story mode.

Pedestrian Devestation 50 Points

Get a score of 100 in Pancake Factory.

Seed of Destruction 100 Points

Beat story mode on hard.

Seven's Second Adventure

Medals Earned: 2/9 (15/285 points)

Not Cool 5 Points

Spend less than 5 minutes on the instructions.

Can't Remember what Items you Have? 10 Points

Press A to view your inventory

Look, We made a Game! 10 Points

View Credits

You Read the Directions? 10 Points

Press the M Key to Mute the Game

Awshum 25 Points

Spend more than 5 minutes on the instructions

We're People Too 25 Points

View all of the Bios

Channel Seven Weather Report 50 Points

Find SevenSeize's Secret Movie

Plant Love 50 Points

Find Magical-Zorse's Hidden Flash

Fetch 100 Points

Find John Van Deusen's lost pick.

Spewer

Medals Earned: 6/7 (110/210 points)

Burp 5 Points

Complete the first chapter.

Airhead 10 Points

Complete the second chapter.

Architect 10 Points

Complete a level made in the map editor.

Rocket Sauce 10 Points

Complete the third chapter.

Gishy 25 Points

Complete the fourth chapter.

Conclusion 50 Points

Complete the final chapter.

Perfectionist 100 Points

Complete the bonus chapter.

STREEMERZ

Medals Earned: 3/7 (15/185 points)

Average Joe 5 Points

Completed the game on Easy Mode.

Clown Control 5 Points

Killed a clown.

Eureka Tary! 5 Points

Completed the game on STREEEEEMERZ Mode

Superb Joe 10 Points

Completed the game on Normal Mode.

Roger STREEMERZ Command! 100 Points

Completed the game on Normal Mode without dying.

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Super Mario BP Oil Spill

Medals Earned: 6/11 (85/285 points)

FISHY ASSIST 5 Points

Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.

GLUG GLUG 10 Points

Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.

SUCKER 10 Points

Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.

BLOW ME 25 Points

Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.

MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points

Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.

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OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points

Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.

TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points

Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.

AQUAMAN 50 Points

Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.

EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points

Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.

HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points

Kill at least five submarines in a single game.